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Have you ever noticed that if you're Black, Asian, Hispanic, short, old, fat, disabled, or just plain ugly,
Madison Ave. has very little use for you. If you haven't realized that you have to be an anorexic blonde
twit, just over six feeet tall, then you weren't paying attention. OK, maybe just white and good looking...